Reporter: "Swamiji, it is so cold on this mountain top. What's the secret of your happiness even in this extreme weather condition?"
Swamiji: "Tulsi and green tea keep me warm. Would you like to have Tulsi or some green tea?"
Reporter: "Green tea."
Swamiji: "Tulsi, please bring two cups of green tea."😜
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Please give roses to your wife today......🌹🌹
It is Teacher's Day.🙏🏻
You may not have heard so many lectures from anyone else.😜🙄☺😂
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Laugh for a while
Once a Doctor asked a painter to paint his main gate & write on the board like this, Dr. B.E. Warsi, Psychotherapist. And he told that capitals should be proper & gap to b maintained.The painter did very well, took his fees & left but Doctor fainted after seeing the board.
Dr. BEWARSI PSYCHO THE RAPIST
😆😆😆😆😆😆
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Father - go and get Red Label
Son - 750ml or 1 ltr??
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Mother - go and get Red Label
Son - 500gms or 1 kg??
😊😊😊
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Wives will not change ....😁
A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.
When he got home his wife looked at him and said where the hell have you been?!!! They said on the news you escaped 8 HOURS AGO!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Tooooogood🤷🏻♀🤷🏻♂🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂
🐯Tiger : Yaar Ye Saale Discovery aur Animal Planet walo ne bhi Pareshan kar k rakha hai..
🐒Monkey - Kyu? Kya hua bhai!
🐯Tiger - Saale raat-din camere lagake baithte hai, Privacy to dete nahi, aur fir bolte hain,
"Only Few Left..Only Few Left." SAVE TIGER.😒😒😒
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